No magic here, just a list of crazy questions to ponder about.

• Why do doctors call their work "practice"?
• Why do they have interstate highways in Alaska and Hawaii?
• Why do drive-thru ATM machines have Braille instructions?
• Why are minnie vans more popular than mickey vans?
• If a fly did not have wings, would it be called a "walk"?
• Why is the third hand of a clock called the second hand?
• How do you throw away a garbage can?
• Why can't you throw garbage into your garbage disposal?
• Why don't they sell records at a record store?
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?